T-shirt
From $24.99
Heavy cotton, printed front centre: your photo in a profile card, or the game artwork.
Merch
Printed one at a time, by us, and posted to you. Put your own face on it in the game's frame, or take the plain artwork.
Printed by hand, posted to you
Something wrong? We repair it or refund it
Hoodie
From $44.99
Thick fleece with a hood and a kangaroo pocket, printed front centre. The winter version of losing a streak.
Mug
From $17.99
Ceramic mug with the print facing you when you hold it in your right hand. For the late verdicts.
Tote bag
From $19.99
Cotton bag for the market, or for carrying the evidence.
Design your own
One photo, one of the game's photo treatments, and the text you want on the card. Every printed item in the order carries this design, and you can watch it change beside you before you pay.
1. Your own card, or the game artwork?
The card is the screen you have been playing: your photo, your name, and one of the game's treatments. Or take the plain artwork and skip all of this.
2. The photo
or take one of the game's own
3. One treatment
One only, exactly as the game applies it. "None" is a choice too.
4. The edition
Sign in so your place on the boards counts: the Interpol edition is free for the top players, and a one-off upgrade otherwise.
5. What the card says
The Interpol notice calls this line the crime.
6. The options
Reviewed by hand before anything is published. If the face is offensive, or simply not entertaining enough for the game, we turn the request down or take the entry out later, and the fee is not refunded: it pays for the review.
7. Review, then pay
Printed by hand, posted to you
Something wrong? We repair it or refund it
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